Baking Because Murder is Wrong Tie Dye T-Shirt

Baking Because Murder is Wrong Tie Dye T-Shirt

Baking Because Murder is Wrong Tie Dye T-Shirt

Unleash your deliciously dark humor with our bleached Baking Because Murder is Wrong Tie Dye T-Shirt celebrating culinary catharsis. A vintage-inspired 50’s housewife smiles while whisking her troubles away, proving baking is the ultimate stress relief. “Baking” floats above her head, while “because murder is wrong” grounds the hilarious message.

Our unique design captures the perfect blend of retro charm and twisted comedy. The classic image of domestic perfection comes with a wickedly funny twist that’ll have people doing a double-take. It’s like June Cleaver met true crime podcasts and decided to bake it out!

The unique bleaching process creates organic patterns that flow like waves across the fabric. Each shirt channels its own energy, making your fashion choices as unpredictable as a housewife’s secret recipe. Watch people’s jaws drop at your deliciously dark sense of humor.

Crafted with eco-friendly dyes and premium cotton, this shirt feels softer than perfectly whipped buttercream. The bleached effect adds depth that’ll have friends asking, “Is that a murder prevention technique?” Machine washable, so don’t stress about batter splatters.

Perfect for true crime fans, dark humor lovers, and anyone who prefers mixing bowls to mayhem. Wear this to your next book club or podcast meetup and watch conversations rise like perfectly baked tension. Available in sizes that fit every beautiful soul with a killer sense of humor.

Each shirt is hand dyed and will vary slightly in color and pattern.

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