Gardening Because Murder is Wrong Tie Dye T-Shirt

Gardening Because Murder is Wrong Tie Dye T-Shirt

Gardening Because Murder is Wrong Tie Dye T-Shirt

Channel your inner dark humor gardener with our bleached Gardening Because Murder is Wrong Tie Dye T-Shirt celebrating botanical therapy and passive-aggressive self-care. A classic 50’s housewife smiles sweetly while tending her garden, hiding delightfully twisted intentions behind her perfectly pressed apron. “Gardening” floats above her head like a wholesome mission statement.

The cheeky subtext “because murder is wrong” reveals her true motivations for cultivating those perfect petunias. Our vintage-inspired design captures the hilarious tension between domestic perfection and potential murderous impulses, man! It’s like June Cleaver meets true crime podcast vibes.

The unique bleaching process creates organic patterns that flow like waves of chaotic feminine energy. Each shirt channels its own dark humor, making your fashion choices as unpredictable as a gardener’s secret thoughts. Watch people do a double-take at your wickedly funny garden party aesthetic.

Crafted with eco-friendly dyes and premium cotton, this shirt feels softer than freshly turned garden soil. The bleached effect adds depth that’ll have friends asking, “Is she plotting something?” Machine washable, so don’t worry about dirt or dark secrets.

Perfect for true crime fans, gardening enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good psychological joke. Wear this to your next garden club meeting and watch the uncomfortable laughter bloom! Available in sizes that fit every beautiful soul with a slightly twisted sense of humor.

Let this magical design remind you that gardening is cheaper than therapy – and significantly less illegal! Transform your wardrobe into a portal of comedic self-expression.

Each shirt is hand dyed and will vary slightly in color and pattern.

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